Simon Whitaker

@s1mn

Simon on the streets, s1mn in the tweets. Whistling into this piss bucket since 2007.

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Joined January 2007
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  1. Jun 18

    This Tory leadership contest is like being offered a free choice of five different sandwiches for lunch, and all the sandwiches have shit in them.

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  2. Jun 17

    Silently, it swallowed my voiceless scream

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  3. Jun 17

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  4. Jun 13

    No-one’s ever seen Rory Stewart and Eddie Redmayne in the same room. Just saying.

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  5. Jun 11

    Downloaded 18 hours of Radiohead studio outtakes and now I’m in heaven

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  6. Jun 9

    Lovely, funny, weird story.

    ONE My dad died. Classic start to a funny story. He was buried in a small village in Sussex. I was really close to my dad so I visited his grave a lot. I still do. [DON’T WORRY, IT GETS FUNNIER.]
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  7. Jun 7

    Enjoying a tasty Mars (of which the Moon is a part) bar.

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  8. Jun 7

    Here's a simple script for keeping whitelists/blacklists in sync across devices. Just add new entries to any of your devices, then ./sync.py to synchronise them.

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  9. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Is it Brexit?

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  10. Jun 5

    Also: standard British paper sizes.

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  11. Jun 5

    Teaching our 7-year old about exponentiation with the aid of her Marmite sandwich.

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  12. Jun 4

    Also, that screen looks like someone dropped it

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  13. Jun 4

    Good to see towers making a comeback

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  14. Jun 4

    I spent some time recently setting up a pair of Raspberry Pis running on my home network. Online docs for e.g. setting a static IP were mostly stale, so: here's how you do it this week. Setting up Pi-hole on Raspbian Stretch:

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  15. Jun 1

    I’m finally watching Chernobyl. First ad break: ad for Sky Cinema’s screening of Mission Impossible Fallout. Subtle.

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  16. Jun 1

    That awkward thing where the sun is in just the wrong place and the shadows change the name of your building to Nipplesex House.

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  17. May 31

    My friend said he hates gaze. I said stop being homophonic.

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  18. May 25

    Oh god... someone bought our youngest a game of bingo, and I thought it would be fun to call out the slang for each number (“two fat ladies, 88!” Etc) Now I have to explain to my 7-year old why the slang for 69 is “meal for two”. 😬

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  19. May 23

    I'll be gigging in Redditch tomorrow night (Friday 24th) - if you're in the area, why not come along!

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  20. Retweeted
    May 18

    Since it is I thought I should share this 360 shot of the best whiskey bar I have ever been in

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