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A cyborg alien man is reaching out his hand in Star Wars Zero Company.
Image credit: Bit Reactor / EA

Last night I was continuing my Sisyphean task of completing Star Wars: Zero Company so I can get down to writing the review. Judging by mission lists online, I am about two thirds of the way through the story. I don't know if that means I'm two thirds of the way through the playtime, however, as the missions seem to be getting longer and longer. Perhaps Sisyphus is the wrong comparison, and this is a case of Star Wars: Zeno's Paradox.

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